riddles sms jokes, humor, английские смс приколы, иностранные прикольные смс

Why can you buy sigarettes in a gaz station where it is forbidden to smoke ?Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?

Why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?

What do the military do in a civil war ?

What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...a girl...there is an example in front of him

What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?

What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?

What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.

Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?

When swinning is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?

Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."

The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?

One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?

How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?

How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??...a widow!!!!!
Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?

What do you prefer in the hereafter?...Smoking or non-smoking area.

Where are the first 6 up's ?

Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?

Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?

Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?

Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ... A battery has also a positive side.why do have men bandy legs? ... all unimportant matters are between brackets

How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

It is white and it stands in the corner? ... A punished fridge

What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!

Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ... Everyone makes a draft first!!!

Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.

Why do women not have a penis ? ... That comes together with the brains.Why do women have legs ? ... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.

Why the trolleys were invented ? ... To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ... Shoot again.

Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ... That makes him big and strong.

Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke

When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door?

How is an intelligent woman called? ... A transvestite