funny insults, sms humor, английские смс приколы, иностранные прикольные смс
As u go thro life u wil b facing many
opportunities 2 keep ur mouth shut.
Take advantage of them all!My Words r Antibiotic, Smile Is analgesic, Touch Is Anti-Inflammatory, Presence Is Antiseptic, Feelin Is antipyretic.
Tats y Im a Pharmacist..!
Thr is a saying
'If u wanna b grt, u must walk wid grt ppl.'
Seriously, I have no objection, u can walk wid me!
1 day a monkey lukd in2 d mirror n sed
'Oh my ugly face, fat nose' & killd himself.
Promise me u wil nt luk in2 mirror, coz I dont wanna loose u..!!
SoMe1 AsKs Me Wht is hUmAnity
I wud SiT nExT 2u
PuLL U CloSe 2 Me
PuT mY ArMs ArOuNd U
n sAy pRoUdLy
DiS Is Humanity
Lovin ANIMALS..!
As u go thro life u wil b facing many
opportunities 2 keep ur mouth shut.
Take advantage of them all!
Someday u may lose ur hair
u may lose ur teeth,ur money n even loose ur mind.
but 1 thing u wil nevr loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wat u dont have!
V gathered in a large hall, an angel askd us 2 write dwn r
sins b4 going to heaven,b4 i
cud start writin mine,i heard u shouting:
EXTRA SHEET PLEASE!
If ever in ur life ur very sad n
lonely n feel tat u hav lost evrythng, I'll come,hold ur hand,take u 4 walk n
show u d bridge u wer 2 jump frm..!Hello,dis is GOD.
I made few bad creations
but u r d worst monster
I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf
of d whole world..!
Warning:
Cell Phones cause radiations
whch result in brain damage.
But ur safe,it only affects
ppl wid brain.
Hw lucky ur,no brain,no tension!
Mirror Mirror on the wall, Whos d fairest of 'em al?
The mirror laughed n
made a grunt
It sure aint u...
u ugly cunt!
Fact 1: Al beautiful gals r
married.
Fact 2: Al handsome men r
gay.
Fact 3: Ur handsome!!!
Oh! My love, you take my breath away
Oh! My love, you take my breath away
What have you stepped in...
to smell this way...!
Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
Im too Good, ACCEPT it!
2day i havent sent SMS 2 anybody Except U.
2day i havnt thought about anybody Except U.
Coz my Policy is - One day One Fool..!
2 live a life, 1 needs brains,perception, luks,IQ,Knwledge, way of expression
n many mre mental qualities.
Hats off 2u coz u manage 2 live
without em.My Words r Antibiotic, Smile Is analgesic, Touch Is Anti-Inflammatory, Presence Is Antiseptic, Feelin Is antipyretic.
Tats y Im a Pharmacist..!
Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
Im too Good, ACCEPT it!
2day i havent sent SMS 2 anybody Except U.
2day i havnt thought about anybody Except U.
Coz my Policy is - One day One Fool..!
2 live a life, 1 needs brains,perception, luks,IQ,Knwledge, way of expression
n many mre mental qualities.
Hats off 2u coz u manage 2 live
without em.
My Words r Antibiotic, Smile Is analgesic, Touch Is Anti-Inflammatory, Presence Is Antiseptic, Feelin Is antipyretic.
Tats y Im a Pharmacist..!
Wen WORDS arent enough 2
xpress ur feelings..
Dont think Ur in LOVE..
U jus need 2 join a
ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE..!
No matter hw high d sky is..
Hw deep d ocean is..
Hw strong d wind is..
Hw wide a river is..
I just wanna tel u..
dey r none of ur business!
If I was an Artist
u wud b my picture
If I was a poet
u wud b my inspiration
If I was an author
u wud b my story
Bt Im srry Im only a
Cartoonist..!!U can impress
evrybody by ur
luks, talent &
intelligence.
But if
tat
isnt
enough, jus tel them
tat
ur my
FRIEND..!!
Those innocent eyes
those kissable lips
a great smile
D perfect walk
smoothest talk
absolutely gorgeous
tats enuf bout me..
how ru?
Thr is a saying
'If u wanna b grt, u must walk wid grt ppl.'
Seriously, I have no objection, u can walk wid me!
2day i havent sent SMS 2 anybody Except U.
2day i havnt thought about anybody Except U.
Coz my Policy is - One day One Fool..!
2 live a life, 1 needs brains,perception, luks,IQ,Knwledge, way of expression
n many mre mental qualities.
Hats off 2u coz u manage 2 live
without em.
My Words r Antibiotic, Smile Is analgesic, Touch Is Anti-Inflammatory, Presence Is Antiseptic, Feelin Is antipyretic.
Tats y Im a Pharmacist..!
Wen WORDS arent enough 2
xpress ur feelings..
Dont think Ur in LOVE..
U jus need 2 join a
ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE..!
No matter hw high d sky is..
Hw deep d ocean is..
Hw strong d wind is..
Hw wide a river is..
I just wanna tel u..
dey r none of ur business!If I was an Artist
u wud b my picture
If I was a poet
u wud b my inspiration
If I was an author
u wud b my story
Bt Im srry Im only a
Cartoonist..!!
U can impress
evrybody by ur
luks, talent &
intelligence.
But if
tat
isnt
enough, jus tel them
tat
ur my
FRIEND..!!
Those innocent eyes
those kissable lips
a great smile
D perfect walk
smoothest talk
absolutely gorgeous
tats enuf bout me..
how ru?
Thr is a saying
'If u wanna b grt, u must walk wid grt ppl.'
Seriously, I have no objection, u can walk wid me!
1 day a monkey lukd in2 d mirror n sed
'Oh my ugly face, fat nose' & killd himself.
Promise me u wil nt luk in2 mirror, coz I dont wanna loose u..!!
1 day a monkey lukd in2 d mirror n sed
'Oh my ugly face, fat nose' & killd himself.
Promise me u wil nt luk in2 mirror, coz I dont wanna loose u..!!
First of first is first of u
Thn thr r zeros two
First of last is last of u
Nw u tel me who ru?
F-O-O-L
Ur right!
